英語(yǔ)幽默故事

英語(yǔ)幽默故事

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篇一：

The Old Cat

An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it.

Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant.

I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young."

【譯文】

老貓

一位老婦有只貓，這只貓很老，它跑不快了，也咬不了東西，因為它年紀太大了。一天，老貓發(fā)現一只老鼠，它跳過(guò)去抓這只老鼠，然而，它咬不住這只老鼠。因此，老鼠從它的嘴邊溜掉了，因為老貓咬不了它。

于是，老婦很生氣，因為老貓沒(méi)有把老鼠咬死。她開(kāi)始打這只貓，貓說(shuō)：“不要打你的老仆人，我已經(jīng)為你服務(wù)了很多年，而且還愿意為你效勞，但是，我實(shí)在太老了，對年紀大的不要這么無(wú)情，要記住老年人在年青時(shí)所做過(guò)的有益的事情�！�

篇二：

A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, "I do not want to eat those apples;

for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat." Then he took the apples and threw them away into the dust.

He went on and came to a river. The river had become very big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said, "I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river."

He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the dust and eat them.

Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time.

【譯文】

一個(gè)人正朝著(zhù)一個(gè)富人的房子走去，當他沿著(zhù)路走時(shí)，在路的一邊他發(fā)現一箱好蘋(píng)果，他說(shuō)：“我不打算吃那些蘋(píng)果，因為富人會(huì )給我更多的食物，他會(huì )給我很好吃的東西�！比缓笏�拿起蘋(píng)果，一把扔到土里去。

他繼續走，來(lái)到河邊，河漲水了，因此，他到不了河對岸，他等了一會(huì )兒，然后他說(shuō)：“今天我去不了富人家了，因為我不能渡過(guò)河�！�

他開(kāi)始回家，那天他沒(méi)有吃東西。他就開(kāi)始去找吃的，他找到蘋(píng)果，很高興地把它們從塵土中翻出來(lái)吃了。

不要把好東西扔掉，換個(gè)時(shí)候你會(huì )覺(jué)得它們大有用處。